This morning, Baby T-T decided to help me write my shopping list by shouting out his essential inclusions. Here’s what we are going to buy at Park ‘n’ Shop today (possible detour to Wellcome, if P’n’S is out of big, BIG police cars).

I’m not entirely sure what ‘snout’ is. I’m assuming not the same reference as The Shamen’s 1992 classic “Ebeneezer Goode”, where it is used as a colloquial term for cigarettes. Please God.

I’m probably going to need a bigger trolley.